Smell-A-Web!!!
i've got it! i'm starting web 3.0. "how would you possibly do that when web 2.0 hasn't even really taken off," you say? well, aren't you overly negative?
i'm going to start integrating smell into our websites. "Smell-A-Vision" never took off. for some reason everything seemed to smell like soap or grandma's house. it was horribly executed. i, however, have a plan. scratch-n-sniff is out because i hate nothing more than when people touch my monitor. so, through CSS, AJAX, and a few other combinations of letters, i plan to make the web and all new experience.
imagine visiting a farmer's site and smelling the fresh citrus... or browsing through an oil manufacturer's site and finding it hard to breath the fumes. it's brilliant, and you read it here first.
get ready world. web 3.0 is on it's way and it smells like success!
i'm going to start integrating smell into our websites. "Smell-A-Vision" never took off. for some reason everything seemed to smell like soap or grandma's house. it was horribly executed. i, however, have a plan. scratch-n-sniff is out because i hate nothing more than when people touch my monitor. so, through CSS, AJAX, and a few other combinations of letters, i plan to make the web and all new experience.imagine visiting a farmer's site and smelling the fresh citrus... or browsing through an oil manufacturer's site and finding it hard to breath the fumes. it's brilliant, and you read it here first.
get ready world. web 3.0 is on it's way and it smells like success!


3 Critiques:
Will this smell-a-vision give all companies a fair chance for exuding wonderful fragances via their online site??
2:48 PM
since it will be proprietary to mindcomet, it will be available to anyone...at a price! sure, we'll get copy-cats and duplicates popping up all over the web, but i've already filed for patents for the chewbacca and inappropriate alley scents!
7:59 PM
What about "Dentist Office" and "Fear"? I bet we could make a mint selling "Fear"!!!
10:08 PM
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