Happy Little Monday Morning

As I find myself sitting in front of my computer this Monday morning, it is evident that the effects of last weekend's "festivities" have reared its ugly head and landed hard on my levels of motivation. Feelings of being indolent, sluggish, and slightly apathetic are no good when trying to kick start a new, successful week at the office. What I need is a motivator. I require someone to bring encouragement and light to my downtrodden attitude. Someone like...Bob Ross!

With your large, perfectly shaped Afro and equally flawless brown beard, your voice was like a comforting stack of warm flapjacks on a cold winter morning. As a child, your words, which were coated in benevolence and sugary sprinkled mountaintops, were as powerful as ten Hover Dams atop Zeus' shoulders.

"Something bothers you? Change it. This is your world; you control it. Maybe a little path lives right here, a happy little path." "But Bob," I cry silently in my mind, "I've worn myself down and Monday is a drag!" So genuinely he replies, "There are no mistakes, only happy accidents." Oh Bob, what would I ever do without you!!!