"Red Eye Remix - To All the Airports"

Preface: Written while punch drunk on the way back to Orlando. Time check: 1:25 AM EST (wait - what time zone are we in again?)

To All the Airports: Red Eye Remix
(To the tune of ‘To All the Girls’ by Wyclef Jean)

Intro:

Yo, MindComet, It's time that I confess to all the airports
(Don't do it, don't do it)
*singing* To all the airports I loved before
*rapping* To all the airports I hated on before
*singing* To all the airports I loved before

Chorus:

To all the airports I hated on before, it's a new year
I got a new set of luggage, I swear
I can see clear now the clouds disappeared
You forgive but never forget, so my luggage reappears, uh huh
To all the airports I hated on before, it's a new year
I got a new change of clothes, I swear
I can see clear now my sleep disappeared
You forgive, but you still think that I'm full of joe

Break: (includes elements from Rapper's Delight)

Hotel, (I'm not a) motel, Holiday Inn (you don't believe me though)
And if you act up to the valet, then they take your keys
Hotel, (I'm not a) motel, Holiday Inn (you don't believe me though)
And if you act up to security, then they snatch your ID

Break it down right here

One flight, you're lucky to have one leg
It sounds ragged, eating goldfish from the little bag
One bag, one pillow, one soul
They ain't a gold digger, they don't care about your bank-roll
Keep your dvd player volume down, that make you look like a bother
All they want from me is respect like a pilot
Cooked me some hummus, stayed away from the shopping
Chilled in the chairs, now I'm gone 'til forever
Have you seen my luggage?
I think I did
But what I did wrong was take travel for granted

Cause first comes Orlando to Dulles, then comes LAX
Easier said than done, LAX than Denver than Orlando
Sleeping is a must, but then we start to drool
We was just going somewhere, now we tearing up the airport
Like a nerd, I’m looking around for an outlet
So feel the beat of the guy kicking on my seat