Clubs We'd Like to See

We at Mindcomet sometimes frequent local watering holes. These range from the upscale Blue Martini to the murky depths of the Red Fox Lounge in the Best Western on Mills. But what if we could make up our own watering holes? About five minutes ago, two of our creative team members did just that. And here are their ideas, in random order, mine first.

Prom:
-each night there's a new theme, complete with new streamers and balloon arches
-free photos of couples and groups in front of horrible high school backdrops
-slow dancing mixed with upbeat music
-kings and queens are elected (free bar tab to the winners)
-ugly corsages are available for purchase

Sigourney:
-a club for masculine women who don't neccesarily like women
-that's as far as we got before we cracked up