The Battle of the Two Beards

An epic clash of the unshaven was logged into the history books recently. Two members of MindComet's production team boldly threw aside their regular razor regimen and locked into bitter beard combat. It was a contest of wills... the prize: one 7-11 Slurpee to he who holds out the longest.

The first several days of the contest were somewhat uneventful - both participants remained confident that victory was inevitable. Then came the itch. The urge to reach for the razor was undeniable, but somehow both held on. Fingernails having since been worn down by constant scratching, both warriors started to weaken. Days passed, girlfriends complained, small children ran in fear, yet still they persevered! Finally, one man was left standing, his opponent caving in to the pressure. Left smooth by a mach 3 and looking like a baby's rear he hung his head low in defeat.

Oh yeah... Be sure to use a moisturizing aftershave Mr. "guy who will not be named but is on the left side of this picture", we wouldn't want you to get razor burn!

PS - Where's my slurpee???!