Me and Chik Fil A

I like Chik Fil A because it is clean and well-decorated for a fast food place. I especially like their napkin and straw area. It's centrally located and always neat. Have you been to McDonald's and seen those horrid vertical hanging napkin dispensers? Or worse, the ones that resemble rolls of toilet paper? Ew. If I wanted to wipe my hand with toilet paper...I would.

The employees at Chik Fil A are nice as well. This afternoon they were out of decaf coffee, so they gave me a free chicken biscuit while I waited for them to brew a fresh pot. That's a nice gesture. I went to a table to wait and opened up the biscuit to add some salt. But when I opened up the biscuit there was a note. I opened the note and read this message:

"Ye who find the biscuit note
will soon have lots of dough to tote
Take your time and test your patience
And on the weekends have releations

- A Friend"

I folded the note back up and returned the biscuit, note in hand. The girl, Earl (I kid you not her name was Earl) laughed at me and told me she gave me the biscuit for free and now I was trying to get more free stuff from her. She hit the underbelly of the biscuit and it went flying up into the air and onto the counter in a flat splat.

We both just stood there: her with her head cocked looking at her nails and me holding this mysterious biscuit note. I got onto the counter (knocking the biscuit off and onto the floor, still in it's metal/paper wrapper) and climbed over into her den of food preparation. She screamed for the manager who, like a weathervane, turned around and told me to leave. I told her I would not until Earl apologized, confessed that it was she who sent me the mysterious note and gave me two more free biscuits for my hungry coworkers at work. She picked up the phone and called the police. I jumped back over the counter and ran out of the store, dropping the note. I ran back to pick it up.

I have the note.

Would you like to see it?