Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Auditory Anomalies


Us MindCometeers make a lot of sound effects. Maybe it's from our over-zealous caffeine intake. Maybe we're just slap-happy late in the day and need a quick laugh. More than likely we're just regressing to giddy little first graders. At any rate, here are some of the noises one may hear when entering our office... Not to worry. On days that clients visit, we spike the water cooler with Ridalin.

- The chirp of a cricket or the "Wah, wah, wah" of a sad trombone, in response to a poorly executed joke.
- "MARK! MARK! MARK!" a la the sea gulls from Finding Nemo ("MINE! MINE! MINE!")
- Various (non-emulated) burping and (emulated, thankfully) farting noises, mainly from the male-dominated production side of the office.
- Chewbacca impersonations, which once one person starts, the whole office joins in. It's like a wookie stampede.
- Discordant humming that sounds like a very out-of-tune orchestra warming up.

1 Critiques:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not so sure that all of those farting noises are simulated.

9:17 AM

 

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