The End of An Era (a.k.a. True Confessions)
I have a shocking confession to make. No, it doesn't have anything to do with inappropriate pictures of me appearing in "Hot Stud" magazine, college drug use or groping the interns. After over fifteen years of vegetarianism, I have eaten Panera roast beef sandwiches two days in a row.
Why? I don't know. I had been craving a roast beef on rye with lettuce, cheese and mustard for several months now. I gave in to the temptation, and I liked it. In fact, I'll probably do it again.
Yum.
Why? I don't know. I had been craving a roast beef on rye with lettuce, cheese and mustard for several months now. I gave in to the temptation, and I liked it. In fact, I'll probably do it again. Yum.
posted by MindComet at 1:02 PM
3 Critiques:
For continued therapy....
1. go to Jason's Deli
2. order the "Hot Roast Beef" Sandwich (which comes with a side cup of au jus)
3. Find a clean, quiet table
4. Apply salt to taste
5. Dip sandwich into au jus
6. Bite into the dripping juicy deliciousness, chew slowly, and savor the flavor.
7. Return to step 5
1:26 PM
yay!!!! 1 more for the meatatarians!
4:08 PM
I'm an intern..how come I haven't been groped yet?! Am I not good enough to grope? :(
9:49 PM
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