Christmas Vacation!!!

So starting Friday, I'm going to be in Nirvana. I have a bunch of vacation days burning a hole in my pocket, so I'm going to be off work for ten straight days. And I'm not going to fight highway traffic or airport lines just so I can travel halfway across the country just to see some relatives that I don't really like in the first place. Nope. It's going to be the best kind of vacation. I'm going to stay in town and do NOTHING! That's right, nothing. I'm not going to B.S. myself by saying that I'm going to get up early, go to the gym, catch up on yard work, or do homework for my MBA program. Here's what I plan to do:

1. Sleep late every day
2. Throw a big birthday party for my wife
3. Not fight I-4 traffic
4. Catch up on some movies I haven't seen for a while (I haven't watched Plan 9 From Outer Space or Enter the Ninja lately)
5. Not shave all week
6. Watch The Price Is Right at least once
7. Spend all the gift cards I get for Christmas
8. And finally...sleep late EVERY DAY!!!!