EARLY CHRISTMAS DIP-A-LOOP!!!
Ted went to NYC this week and, acting like our own personal Santa, brought back goodies for all the naughty and nice Mindcomet girls and boys. He backed up his gigantic pick-up truck (that thing is ridiculous- is this Alabama?) and got us all in line to receive our surprises.
First up was Scott. Ted pulled out a yellow "Skoal on Fifth Avenue Boutique" bag with a gift tag on it reading "Scott."
"You didn't..."
"Yes. I went there. Here are all your favorite flavors: bacon, tequila, Nyquil and dirt bike!"
"I love you, Ted."
"I love you man."
And with that, the two grown men embraced with a masculine non-sexual passion so tangible and real, the crowd slowly backed away from the men, the truck and the Skoal, in an uncomfortable silence like that you experience at a funeral.
Three hours later the men released their plutonic hug and went about their day. And the Skoal? Well, it all went into Scott's mouth where it sits today.
First up was Scott. Ted pulled out a yellow "Skoal on Fifth Avenue Boutique" bag with a gift tag on it reading "Scott."
"You didn't..."
"Yes. I went there. Here are all your favorite flavors: bacon, tequila, Nyquil and dirt bike!"
"I love you, Ted."
"I love you man."
And with that, the two grown men embraced with a masculine non-sexual passion so tangible and real, the crowd slowly backed away from the men, the truck and the Skoal, in an uncomfortable silence like that you experience at a funeral.
Three hours later the men released their plutonic hug and went about their day. And the Skoal? Well, it all went into Scott's mouth where it sits today.
posted by MindComet at 6:22 PM
4 Critiques:
"dirt bike" flavor? does that come in pouches?
6:38 PM
That's the scariest image I've ever seen.
8:32 PM
because of my ginormic oldly proportioned heed or because of the porkchop flavored skoal?
2:41 PM
Yes.
10:35 PM
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