The MindComet Freezer

I miss our old office. This new office is way too hot and it's driving me crazy. Sections of our old office were so cold that some people would wear sweaters and blankets in the middle of the summer. This office makes me want to strip down to my underwear and point a giant fan at the back of my aeron. Sure...everyone else is happy and able to live without hand warmers and space heaters, but what about me? What about my abnormally high body temperature? If it was up to me the office would be a giant walk-in cooler set just above freezing. Then you could just set cheese and beer on your desk and it would never go bad. Mmmmm cheese.