The Hills are Alive...

Please join me in welcoming MindComet's two newest team members: Sven and Olga, massage chairs extrordinaire direct from Sweden.

Olga spent her youth as a dairy maid's stool. This is where she first found interest in the art of massage, carefully watching dairy maids deftly handle many a cow's udder. She quickly enrolled at the Stockholm College of Natural Health and Cheese Making, where she majored in shiatsu with a minor in curd pressing. In her spare time, Olga enjoys listening to ABBA and goat herding.

Sven grew up deeply entrenched in the Polka scene, and spent many years as a pipe organ player's bench. Mesmerized by his fellow accordion player's movements, Sven was inspired to become a masseuse. He eventually abandoned his first love of music and enrolled at the Institute for Herring Pickling and Theraputic Massage. He graduated with honors and holds his school's record for fastest herring pickler (37 jars in 5 minutes.) Sven enjoys skiing naked and climbing to the tops of mountains to yell "Ricola" in his spare time.

I'm sure we'll all be taking turns utilizing Olga and Sven's services. As to which one is which... uhm... I'll leave that up to you to figure out.