The Projectors
Ask anyone who was in the office Friday and they will tell you- it was quiet. A baby could have napped. A yoga class instructor could have meditated. A Guerilla Force member could work.
Why? The Projectors were not here. What is a projector? One who can be heard throughout the office, sounding as though they are shouting, wearing a microphone and holding a megaphone, all at the same time.
We can hear you. And if you do not stop talking like you are addressing Congress, I will get that scrappy girl in the Winderley to take you out.
posted by MindComet at 8:45 AM
9 Critiques:
Ostrich's don't have teeth.
1:32 PM
It's a monkey ostrich.
2:32 PM
And is that a filling in the back on the right?
2:32 PM
Gross!
Now I was there on Friday and ya'll KNOW I project so what's up?!
Wes
2:34 PM
i was here on friday and my voice registers on the richter scale.
- Jarrod
5:35 PM
Is it any coincidence that five of us were on vacation in Key West that day?
8:51 PM
Wes, you are not a projector.
10:24 AM
Wes is a project-a-holic.
7:15 PM
Does that girl from the winderley like girl Projectors?
7:23 PM
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