Monday, August 08, 2005

Doug White Sighting

There's an old urban legend about a wayfaring MindComet employee - Doug White. Many say he's a mystic, a former Indian snake charmer, a journeyman, a hero. Maybe you've heard of him. Maybe, if you're lucky, you've even seen him around the office waiting for his copies. They say he closes deals and he closes them fast. Not just the small fish but the big, donkey tuna-like fish kind that keep us here late at night.

Below we present you with the evidence that we feel proves he is real. Now it's in your hands to decide.




Exhibit A:
Discovered 08 August 05
Dr. Richard Riggles III, of the Northern Bolivia Institute of Boffo Studies, examines a coffee stain believed to have been left by Doug White. Minty Mocha Frappalatte.





Exhibit B:
Discovered 03 August 05
Dr. Riggles' assistant, Baltazar Jaime Agusta, stumbled upon a colossal footprint, which explains why the ladies love him.





Exhibit C:
Last known documented sighting
This picture was taken by an intern that was working in the office late one night. The intern heard a noise by the copy machine and went to investigate the rucous. By the time he reached his camera it was too late. This is all he was able to see.

3 Critiques:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

awesome.

5:36 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is hysterical! I enjoyed the early morning laugh.

Dawn

10:01 AM

 
Blogger emily culpepper said...

I have witness this fabled creature. He calls me at all hours of the night looking for the equally fabled "sales reports". Scary!! I must FIND him, this is my solemn task!

8:35 PM

 

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