"Christmas Thug Nation Style"

Christmas is just around the corner and it's time to start thinking about what we are going to do for this years Christmas party. For the past two years we have done a "Deep Fried and Double Wide" theme, basically an all out white trash ball complete with fried snickers and hermit crab racing. I am thinking we need to do something different this year. We still need to have a crazy theme, but 3 years in a row is just plain boring. Any ideas?